Subject: Rubber Company
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Oct 04 2000 - 10:16:08 EDT
"Rubber Company"
Struthers was assigned to show an important
stockholder around the rubber goods factory.
The woman nodded approvingly when shown
the giant machine which spit out an endless
stream of rubber nipples.
"One of our steady sellers, a lot of babies being
born these days," Struthers explained.
Not much later the stockholder inquired as to
the functions of another huge machine spitting
out little rubber discs. "Condoms," Struthers
informed her. "Big sellers, too."
"Understandably," she commented. "But why's
that needle coming down and punching a little
hole in every other one?"
"Well," he whispered conspiratorially, "we can't
let the nipple business go downhill, now can we?"
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