Subject: Speeding Ticket
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 30 2000 - 12:09:02 EST
"Speeding Ticket"
A young dating couple were driving down the road in a
very busy area, when things started to get somewhat
passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and
have some fun.
Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying
any attention to what was going on outside. All of a
sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The
cop could hardly contain himself.
"Didn't you know that you are not suppose to be having
sex in public?" He asked the couple.
Being embarrassed at being caught said yes and
apologized.
"Well, he said, I will have to write you a ticket."
So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next
time to watch their behavior.
After getting dressed the girlfriend asked her boyfriend
what the policeman wrote the ticket for. He responded....
"Doing 69 in a 35 mph speed zone!!"
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