Subject: Reasons Eve was Created
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 30 2000 - 12:03:38 EST
"Top 10 Reasons Eve was Created"
10. Lord worried that Adam would frequently
become lost in the garden because he would
not ask for directions.
9. Lord knew that Adam would one day require
someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
8. Lord knew that Adam would never go out
and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat
wore out and would therefore need Eve to get
one for him.
7. Lord knew that Adam would never be able to
make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment
for himself.
6. Lord knew that Adam would never be able
to remember which night to put the garbage
on the curb.
5. Lord knew that if the world was to be populated,
men would never be able to handle the pain and
discomfort of childbearing.
4. As Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never
remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame
his troubles on when Lord caught him hiding in
the garden.
2. As the Bible says, it is not good for man to
be alone!
And finally, the number ONE reason that Lord
created Eve...
1. When Lord finished the creation of Adam,
she stepped back, scratched her head and
said, "Hmmm... I can do better than that."
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