Subject: New State Slogans For Florida
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Nov 26 2000 - 03:40:33 EST
"Hostage"
WE, the people of Florida, are holding this
election hostage. When YOU promise
to stop sending us YOUR old people, we
will release YOUR election.
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"New State Slogans For Florida"
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till
you see us drive.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count
then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull
of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Relax...Retire...ReVote.
FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again! ...and
again...and again...
FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts...and counts...
and counts...
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian
away from us.
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Also:
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
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