Subject: Nice Doggy?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Nov 25 2000 - 04:14:49 EST
"Nice Doggy?"
There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An
old man in overalls was sitting on the porch.
"Excuse me, Sir, but does your dog bite?", the
tourist asked. The old man replied, "Nope."
So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog
ran over snarling and growling and bit him on
his arms and legs. As the dog was dragging
him away, the tourist was flailing around in the
dust and yelled, "I thought you said your dog
didn't bit!"
The old man replied, "Ain't my dog."
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"Sleeping Pills"
An exhausted looking man dragged himself in
to the Doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs
all over my neighborhood. They bark all day
and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered,
rummaging through a drawer full of sample
medications. "Here are some new sleeping
pills that work like a dream. A few of these and
your trouble will be over."
"Great," the man answered, "I'll try anything.
Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the man returned, looking
worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good.
I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be, said the
doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the
strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the man wearily,
"but I'm up all night chasing those dogs, and
when I finally catch one it's heck getting him
to swallow the pill!!!"
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