Subject: Happy Thanksgiving!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Nov 25 2000 - 04:09:00 EST
"Thanksgiving Poem"
Count your blessings instead of your crosses;
Count your gains instead of your losses.
Count your joys instead of your woes;
Count your friends instead of your foes.
Count your smiles instead of your tears;
Count your courage instead of your fears.
Count your full years instead of your lean;
Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.
Count your health instead of your wealth;
Count on Lord instead of yourself.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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"Turkey Humor"
True stories from the butterball Turkey Hotline,
where people call to get advice how to cook
a Turkey from the experts.
* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman
called to find out how long it would take to
roast her turkey. To answer the question,
the Talk-Line home economist asked how much
the bird weighed. The woman responded, "I
don't know, it's still running around outside."
* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it,
Thanksgiving just isn't Thanksgiving without
turkey. A restaurant owner in California
wanted to know how to roast a turkey for
a vegetarian menu.
* Then there's the time a lady was picking
through the frozen turkeys at the grocery
store, but couldn't find one big enough for
her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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