Subject: Church Bell Blues
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Nov 25 2000 - 03:59:39 EST
"Church Bell Blues"
Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a
family had received a Thanksgiving card with a
painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church.
Grandma showed the card to her small
grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children
liked to go to church with their mothers and
fathers."
"Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "so why is
their dad carrying that rifle?"
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"Turkey Hunt"
It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher
is just locking up when a man pounds on the door.
"Please let me in," says the man, "I forgot to buy
a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come
home with one.
"O-kay," says the butcher. "Let me see what's
left." He goes into the freezer and discovers
that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He
brings it out to show the man.
"That one's too skinny. What else have you
got"? says the man. The butcher takes the
bird back into the freezer and waits a few
minutes then brings the same turkey back
out to the man.
"Oh no," says the man, "that one doesn't look
any better. You better give me both of them."
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