Subject: Snoring Solution
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Nov 25 2000 - 03:54:17 EST
"Snoring Solution"
A woman was having a medical problem - her
husband snoring. So she called the doctor one
morning, and asked him if there was anything
he could do to relieve her "suffering."
"Well, there is one operation I can perform that
will cure your husband, but it is really rather
expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and payments
of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras."
"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "That
sounds like leasing a new sports car!"
"Humm," the doctor murmured, "that obvious, huh?"
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"Where Have You Been?"
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and
said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't
seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging
out at the casinos, went on a cruise and
did the rounds of the ship, back to the
United States for awhile, went to a couple
of baseball games, to the mall, that kind
of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same
old stuff. Church, church, church."
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