Subject: On Vacation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 16 2000 - 00:47:08 EST
"On Vacation"
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My husband, my kids, and I were on vacation in
a quaint resort town. There was a local there
who gave carriage ride to sightseers. He had his
horse parked outside the ice cream parlor as I
was exiting with my husband and my four-year-old
daughter.
Now, this horse had an erection, and my daughter
was fascinated. As a bunch of tourists gathered
around the horse, feeding and petting him, she
yelled out, "Daddy! That horse has a penis---like
you!"
I was mortified, but my husband, of course, just
looked around at everyone and said, "That's my girl!"
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