Subject: Taking A Bath
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 16 2000 - 00:46:22 EST
"Vital Things To Know About Taking A Bath"
When you leave a bath to run by itself, the
plug jumps just as you leave the bathroom,
and you return to an empty bath just as the
hot water runs out.
Spiders can run round the bath faster than
you can.
If you run a bath too hot you don't realize this
until you sit in the other end and burn your
rear end.
It is physically impossible to turn a tap on or
off with your foot.
When you lie back in the bath, your right foot
slips forward until it is positioned exactly
beneath the dripping tap.
The odd flannel you are using to wash yourself
is not a flannel at all; it is a sock which has
fallen from above.
The dirt you wash off yourself gathers on the
surface of the water and then re-attaches
itself to you as you rise to leave.
Lost soap is ALWAYS behind you.
When you get out of the bath, the first bit you
dry is the one bit you just realized you forgot
to wash.
However hard you dry yourself, you are still
wet when you put your clothes on.
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