Subject: Inheritance
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Nov 12 2000 - 03:58:19 EST
"Burglar"
"Get this." said a guy to his friends, "Last night,
while I was down at the bar with you guys, a
burglar broke into my house.
"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and
a pair of broken ribs. The wife thought it was me
coming home drunk."
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"Inheritance"
Jack's grandfather left him $10 million, and the
next week Diane agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Jack noticed
that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more
and more. On the rare occasion that she would
go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or
even worse, called out other men's names!
Whenever they went out in public, she ignored
him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided
to confront her.
"Diane," he said, "the only reason you married
me was because my grandfather left me $10
million when he died."
"Don't be ridiculous," she replied, "I don't care
who gave you the money!"
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