Subject: Lamaze Class
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Nov 11 2000 - 03:04:31 EST
"Asking Directions"
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a
friend. "It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,"
the friend observed. "But didn't you tell me you were
planning to visit Colorado?"
"Well," the husband said, "we changed our plans
because, uh..."
His wife cut in, "Oh, tell the truth, Fred!" He fell silent
and she continued, "You know, it's just ridiculous.
Fred simply will not ask for directions."
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"Lamaze Class"
The room was full of pregnant women and their
partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how
to breathe properly, along with informing the
men how to give the necessary assurances
at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise
is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial.
And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the
middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher...
... "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while
we walk?"
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