Subject: A Story of an Asian Woman
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 06 2000 - 13:35:58 EST
"A Story of an Asian Woman"
There was this Asian lady married to an English
gentleman and moved to London. The poor lady
was not very proficient in English, but anyhow
managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to
shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted
to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put
forward her request, and in desperation, lifted
up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher
got the message and the lady went home with
pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken
breasts. Again, she didn't know that to say,
and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the
butcher her breast. The lady got what she
wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy
sausages. She brought her husband to the
store...
Why?
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Because her husband speaks English!
{What were you thinking??}
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