Subject: Football League Name Changes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Nov 05 2000 - 00:30:09 EST
"The National Football League Name Changes"
The National Football League recently announced
a new era. From now on, no offensive team names
will be permitted. While the owners of the teams
rush to change uniforms and such, the National
Football League announced yesterday its name
changes and schedules for the 2001 season that
include:
--> The Washington Native Americans will host
the New York Very Tall People on opening day.
--> Other key games include the Dallas Western-
Style Laborers hosting the St. Louis Wild Endangered
Species, and the Minnesota Plundering Norsemen
taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.
--> There are several key match ups, highlighted by
the show down between the San Francisco Precious
Metal Enthusiasts and the New Orleans Pretty Good
People.
--> The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the
Philadelphia Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds
of Prey will visit the Phoenix Male Finches.
--> The Monday night game will pit the Miami
Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes against the Denver
Untamed Beasts of Burden.
--> The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous
Mammals will travel to Tampa Bay for a clash with
the West Indies Free Booters later in Week 9.
--> And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will
play the Chicago Large Mountain Mammals.
--> Week 9 also features the Indianapolis Young
Male Horses at the New England Zealous Lovers
of Country.
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