Subject: Hard of Hearing?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Nov 05 2000 - 00:25:51 EST
"Hard of Hearing?"
A man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing
is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife
is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her
and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep
moving closer, asking the question until she hears you."
He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner.
Standing fifteen feet behind her, he said, "What's for
dinner, honey?"
Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind her
and repeated the question.
Still no reply, so he moved to five feet. Still no answer.
Finally he stood directly behind her and said, "Honey,
what's for dinner tonight?"
"FOR THE FOURTH TIME, I SAID CHICKEN!
You'd better get your hearing checked!"
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"Good News And Bad News"
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough
examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good
news and bad news, what would you like to hear
first?"
Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you
have about two years left."
Patient: "OH NO! That's awful! In two years, my
life will be over! What kind of good news could
you probably tell me, after this???"
Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about
three months, you are going to forget everything
I told you."
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