Subject: Beware Of Snakes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 17 2000 - 07:41:49 EDT
"Polar Bear"
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear
and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow.
The son polar bear turned to his father and asked,
"Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son,
you're 100% polar bear."
A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns
to his father again and says, "Dad, tell me the truth.
I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No brown bear
or panda bear or grizzly bear?"
The father polar bear replies, "Son, I'm 100% polar
bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, so you are
definitely 100% polar bear."
A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear
AGAIN turns to his father and says, "Dad, don't
think your sparing my feelings if it's not true. I gotta
know -- am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear was distressed by this
continued questioning and asked his son, "Why
do you keep asking if you're 100% polar bear?"
"Because I'm freezing!"
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"Beware Of Snakes"
Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son
snake turns to the mother snake and asks:
"Mommy! Are we poisonous?"
"Why, yes we are", says the second.
Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're
poisonous?"
"Yes, we are very poisonous."
The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks,
"Are we really really poisonous?"
"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the
most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"
"I just bit my lip!!!"
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