Subject: Fancy Shooting
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 17 2000 - 07:40:45 EDT
"Fancy Shooting"
Some months after marrying a woman much his
junior, a ninety year old man mentioned to his
doctor that they were expecting a baby!
"Let me tell you a story," smiled the doctor. "There
was an absent minded man who went hunting, but
instead of a gun,he picked up an umbrella as he left.
Suddenly, a bear charged him! Pointing his umbrella
at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot.
"Impossible!" cried the geezer, "Somebody else
must have shot the bear."
"Exactly," replied the doctor.
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