What Moms REALLY want for Mother's Day


Subject: What Moms REALLY want for Mother's Day
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 09 2000 - 21:47:44 EDT


"Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want
for Mother's Day"

10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone)
and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie,
backwash).

9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer
a question without rolling her eyes in that
"Why is this person my mother?" way.

8. Five pounds of chocolate that won't add
twenty on hips.

7. A shower without a child peeking through
the curtain with a "Hi Ya Mom!" just as I put
a razor to my ankle.

6. A full time cleaning person who looks like
Brad Pitt (Tom Cruise, etc.)

5. For my teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom!
I got a full scholarship and a job all in the
same day!"

4. A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/
cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.

  3. To have a family meal without a discussion
about bodily secretions.

  2. To be able to step on a plane with my
toddlers and NOT have someone moan,
"Oh no! Why me...!"

And the #1 thing that moms REALLY want for
Mother's Day is.....

Four words: Fisher Price Play Prison



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