Subject: Lovemaking as nose digging
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jun 29 2000 - 20:13:13 EDT
"Lovemaking As Nose Digging"
(SON) (S): Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father (F): It is just like the sensation when
you are digging your nose with your finger!
S : Why do women enjoy sex more than men?
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your
nose feels more comfort than your finger.
S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
F: It is like when you are walking on the street,
someone else come over and dig your nose,
do you like it?
S: Why women cannot have . . . when they are
having menses?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?
S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when
they are making love?
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on
your finger?
S: Why are making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class?
Stupid!
S: Whoa . . Father, you are good!
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