Subject: One Drink Or Two?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jun 24 2000 - 04:21:50 EDT
"One Drink Or Two?"
On their wedding night, the young bride told
her groom, "Since we're married now, we can
arrange our sex life like this: In the evening if
my hair is done, that means I don't want sex
at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that
means I may or may not have sex. Last....if
my hair is completely undone, that means I
want sex..."
The groom replied: "Okay sweetheart. Just
make sure that when I come home, I usually
have a drink... If I have only one drink, that
means I don't want sex. If I have two drinks,
I may or may not be wanting sex. But if I
drink more than two....your hair won't matter!
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