Vikings' Plan

Subject: Vikings' Plan
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jun 22 2000 - 19:28:23 EDT

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"Vikings' Plan"

As the Viking warship stealthily slipped up to
the unsuspecting Saxon seaside village, Brodar
the Chieftain, rose and addressed his followers:

"Now men," he bellowed, "our plan is to burn
the village . . ."

"Hooray!!!" roared the warriors.

"Kill all the men . . . "

"Hooray!!!" they shouted again, even louder.

"And screw all the women, several times!!!"

"Hooray for our glorious leader and his wonderful
plan," they shouted.

"And men???" Brodar said.

"Yes, noble Brodar?" they replied in unison.

"For Thor's sake! Get it right this time!!!"

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