Subject: Democratic Party
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 13 2000 - 16:35:21 EDT
"Democratic Party"
A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What
is the size of the Democratic Party?"
"About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly.
"NO!" exploded the teacher.."I mean, how
MANY members does it have? How did you
get 5 feet 2 inches?"
"Well," replied the boy, "my father is 6 feet tall
and every night he puts his hands to his chin
and says..
"I've had it up to HERE with the Democratic Party!"
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"Some Interesting Statistics"
Can you imagine working at the following
Company?
It has a little over 500 employees with the
following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse.
7 have been arrested for fraud.
19 have been accused of writing bad checks.
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses.
3 have been arrested for assault.
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.
8 have been arrested for shoplifting.
21 are current defendants in lawsuits
In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving.
Can you guess which organization this is?
Scroll down to see . . .
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It's the 535 members of our United States
Congress. The same group that perpetually
cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new
laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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