Subject: Borrowing From the Neighbor
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jun 11 2000 - 14:17:51 EDT
"Elevator"
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson
became increasingly furious with her husband,
who was delighted to be pressed against a
gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the
blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson,
and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"
Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking
lot with his wife when he choked, "Bb... bbut... I...
I...didn't pinch that girl."
"Of course you didn't," said his wife, consolingly.
"I did."
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"Borrowing From the Neighbor"
The middle-aged married couple finally moved
into the Condo of their dreams, but right next
door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband
had taken to borrowing this or that from their
neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always
took him way too long to return.
One time the wife had had enough and actually
pounded on the wall between the two apartments.
There being no response she telephoned, only to
get the answering machine. Finally she went to
the model's door and just kept ringing the bell.
When the model answered, the wife fumed, "I
would like to know why it is my husband takes
so damn long to get something over here."
"Well, sweetie," the model purred, "all these
interruptions sure ain't helping none either."
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