Subject: Honest Job
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 31 2000 - 03:19:23 EDT
"Trust"
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and
said to the bank manager, "I would like to
speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I
understand is a tried and trusted employee
of yours."
The banker said, "Yes he certainly was
trusted. And he will be tried as soon as
we catch him."
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"Honest Job"
Pincus was arrested for speeding, reckless
driving, driving without lights and violation of
traffic signals. He demanded a trial by jury.
"But you can't win that case in court," a friend
advised him.
"I know," said Pincus. "I did it on purpose.
My nephew just graduated from law school
and this is his first case. I want him to lose
so maybe he'll get discouraged and get an
honest job."
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