Subject: No Frills Airline
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 30 2000 - 02:56:37 EDT
"You Know It's A 'No Frills' Airline When ..."
...they don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
...all the insurance machines in the terminal
are sold out.
...before the flight, the passengers get
together and elect a pilot.
...if you kiss the wing for luck before
boarding, it kisses you back.
...you cannot board the plane unless you
have the exact change.
...before you took off, the stewardess tells
you to fasten your Velcro.
...the Captain asks all the passengers to
chip in a little for gas.
...when they pull the steps away, the
plane starts rocking.
...the Captain yells at the ground crew to
get the cows off the runway.
...you ask the Captain how often their
planes crash and he sez, "Just once."
...no movie. Don't need one. Your life
keeps flashing before your eyes
...you see a man with a gun, but he's
demanding to be let off the plane.
...all the planes have both a bathroom
and a chapel.
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