Subject: Our Lager
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 22 2000 - 03:25:46 EDT
"Our Lager"
Our Lager
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the Beer, The Bitter, and the Lager,
Barmen
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"Lager, The Beer"
Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem
with sex. "I think my privates are too small." He says.
The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. "Well,
Lager," he replies, quite bemused.
"Aaaahhh. There's your problem. It shrinks things,
those Lagers. You should try drinking Guinness.
That makes things grow."
Two months later the chap returns to the doctor
with a big smile on his face. He shakes the doctor
by the hand and thanks him.
"I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doc.
"No", replies the man "but I've got the wife on Lager!"
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