Subject: Does Your Cat Own You?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 22 2000 - 03:22:28 EDT
"Does Your Cat Own You?"
*Do you select your friends based on how
well your cats like them?
*Does your desire to collect cats intensify
during times of stress?
*Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat
litter a month?
*Do you think it's cute when your cat swings
on your drapes or licks your butter?
*Do you admit to non-cat owners how many
cats you really have?
*Do you sleep in the same position all night
because it annoys your cats when you move?
*Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
*Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table
with your fork?
*Does your cat sleep on your head?
*Do you like it?
*Do you have more than four opened but
rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
*Do you watch bad TV because the cat is
sleeping on the remote?
*Will you stand at the open door indefinitely
in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the
door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
*Would you rather spend a night at home
with your cat than go out on a bad date?
*Do you give your cat presents and a stocking
at Christmas?
*Do you put off making the bed until the cat
gets up?
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