Subject: Raped By A Lawyer
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 20 2000 - 21:41:06 EDT
"Raped By A Lawyer"
A woman enters the Police station. "I've been
raped by a lawyer!" she says to the nearest
constable. The constable starts taking her
statement and asks, "What is his name?"
"I don't know", comes the reply.
"Where does he normally work?" asks the constable.
"I don't know", comes the reply.
"Have you ever seen this man before today?"
inquires the constable.
"No, I have not" comes the reply.
"Madam" says the baffled constable, "then
how on Earth do you know that he is a lawyer?"
The woman, who fails to understand the constable's
lack of intellectual powers snaps back in a flash,
"He drove off in a luxury German sedan with a
sunroof, he had a briefcase with him, and I had
to do 50% of the work!"
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