Subject: Your Age?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 20 2000 - 21:40:38 EDT
"Your Age?"
Nurse: How old are you?
Patient: None of your business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for
his records.
Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two,
then add ten. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. Fifty.
Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell
me, what do you get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance
of me telling you my age.
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"Coma"
After a long and serious operation, Lena ended
up in a coma. Try as they might, the doctors just
couldn't bring her out of it. When her husband
Ralph came into the intensive care unit to see
her, the doctors gave him the bad news.
"We just can't wake her. It doesn't look good I'm
afraid," the doctor told Ralph in a quiet somber
voice.
Ralph looked at Lena and with a soft trembling
voice said "But doctor, she's so young. She's
only 45."
"37" came the weak reply from Lena.
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