Subject: Santa? Is That You
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jan 29 2000 - 03:29:23 EST
"Christmas Play"
I was casting kids in our church for our annual
Christmas play, and I was giving out choices,
such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager.
One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said,
"Luke, you can be a Villager."
He said, "OK," and ran over to his parents.
Very excited, he said to them, "Guess what!
I get to be a mini-van!"
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"Saying Grace At Holiday Meal"
Toto, the pastor's son is taken aside by his
mother who asks him to say grace at the
table before all the quests invited to the noon
meal.
He rebels: "But, Ma, what do I say?"
"Just repeat what you've heard me say so
many times..."
Toto stands and says in a loud voice:
"DEAR LORD, WHY DID I INVITE ALL THESE
PEOPLE?"
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"Santa? Is That You?"
The Santa Claus sat down at the department
store lunch counter and ordered a cup of coffee.
Sitting next to him was a seven year old boy.
"Do you believe in Santa Claus?" asked the weary
Saint Nick.
"No. Santa's for babies!"
"Good for you," replied Santa as he removed his
beard and proceeded to sip his coffee.
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