Subject: Christmas Shopping
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 28 2000 - 07:45:04 EST
"Christmas Shopping"
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying
to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry
store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know
you don't want any trouble either. What do
you say I just buy the watch, and we forget
about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales
slip. The crook looked at the slip and said,
"This is a little more than I intended to spend.
Can you show me something less expensive?"
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"Blonde In The Holidays"
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point
that visibility was almost zero when the little
blonde got off work.
She made her way to her car and wondered
how she was going to make it home. She sat
in her car while it warmed up and thought
about her situation.
She finally remembered her daddy's advice that
if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait
for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That
way she would not get stuck in the snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough
in a little while a snow plow went by and she
started to follow it. As she followed the snow
plow she was feeling very smug as they continued
and she was not having any problem with the
blizzard conditions.
After quite some time had passed she was
somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped
and the driver got out and came back to her car
and signaled for her to roll down her window.
The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was
all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her
daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when
caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was OK with him and she
could continue if she wanted but he was done with
the Walmart parking lot and was going over to
K-Mart next.
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