Subject: No Peeking!!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 28 2000 - 07:34:36 EST
"No Peeking!!"
A young woman was preparing for her wedding.
She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice
long black negligee and carefully place it in her
suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, Mom
forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out
and could only find a short pink nighty. She bought
it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding the bride and groom enter their
hotel room. The groom was a little self-conscious
so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom
and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While she was in the bathroom, the bride opened
her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had
thrown in there. She exclaimed,
"Oh no! It's short, pink, and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
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