Subject: Then Call Me In The Morning!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 14 2000 - 06:49:17 EST
"Then Call Me In The Morning!"
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel
unhealthy and depressed.
Doctor: You should cut down on drinks.
Patient: I don't touch a drop.
Doctor: You should cut down on smoking.
Patient: I don't smoke.
Doctor: You should stop taking drugs.
Patient: I don't do drugs.
Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.
Patient: Haven't touched a woman in my life.
Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink,
learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a
couple of girlfriends.
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"Or What?"
A man comes to his doctor and tells him
that his wife doesn't want to have sex with
him for the last 7 months. The doc tells
the man to bring his wife in so he can talk
to her. So the wife comes into the doctor's
office and the doctor asks her what's wrong
and why doesn't she want to have sex with
her husband anymore.
The wife tells him, "For the last 7 months,
every morning I take a cab to work. I don't
have any money so the cab driver asks me,
'So, are you going to pay today or what?' and
I take a 'or what.' When I get to work, I'm late,
so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to write
this down in the book or what?' so I take a 'or
what.' Back home again I take the cab and
again I don't have any money so the cab driver
asks me again, 'So are you going to pay this
time or what?' so again I take a 'or what.' So,
you see doc, when I get home, I'm all tired
out, and I don't want it any more."
The doctor thinks for a second and then turns
to the wife and says, "So, are we going to tell
your husband or what?"
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