Subject: Batteries Run Out?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 14 2000 - 06:48:05 EST
"Batteries Run Out?"
A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that
she'd gone off men for life. "They lie, they cheat,
and they're just no good," she moaned. "From
now on, when I want sex, I'm going to use my
tried and tested plastic companion," she said.
"What happens when the batteries run out?"
asked her friend.
"That's simple," replied the blonde.
"I'll just fake an orgasm as usual!"
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b28 : Tue Feb 01 2000 - 00:00:05 EST