Subject: Homework Schedule
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 14 2000 - 06:39:45 EST
"Homework Schedule"
Here is an explanation of the school homework
policy:
Students should not spend more than 90 minutes
per night. This time should be budgeted in the
following manner:
15 minutes looking for assignment.
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is
mean and just does not like children.
8 minutes in the bathroom.
10 minutes getting a snack.
7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher
never explained the assignment.
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting
for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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"Long Term Assignments"
These are given the night before they are due.
This explains the name "Long term." It is a
long term commitment to time that begins at
9:30 PM and ends at 11:50 PM -- or later. It is
important that the whole family is involved in the
project. It is imperative that at least one family
member races to Wal*Mart/K-Mart for poster
board, and that at least one family member ends
up in tears (It does not have to be the student).
One parent needs to stay up and complete the
project. The other parent needs to call the school
and leave a message that the student is out sick.
It is not necessary to have the student's name
on the assignment.
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