Subject: Fire Alarm
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 14 2000 - 06:19:18 EST
"Fire Alarm"
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects
a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets
undressed. She's about to take off her sheer
blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in
her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs
out after her. He's searching the building, but
the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside
looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there. He sees
one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful
blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in
her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well, if you see her, screw
her. It's paid for."
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