Subject: Male Dominance
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 20 2000 - 10:59:30 EST
"Atheist"
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.
She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an
hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist.
Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between
the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
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"Male Dominance"
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
G-d comes and says, "I want the men to make
two lines. One line for the men that dominated
their women on earth and the other line for the
men that were dominated by their women. Also,
I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time G-d looked, the
women are gone and there are two lines. The
line of the men that were dominated by their
women was 100 miles long, and in the line of
men that dominated their women, there was
only one man.
G-d got mad and said, "You men should be
ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my
image and you were all whipped by your mates.
Look at the only one of my sons that stood up
and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them
my son, how did you manage to be the only one
in this line?
And the man replied, "I don't know. My wife told
me to stand here."
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