Subject: The Blonde's Horses
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 09:00:33 EST
"The Blonde's Horses"
A blonde guy bought two horses, and could
never remember which was which. A neighbor
suggested that he cut the tail of one horse.
That worked great until the other horse got his
tail caught in a bush.
It tore just right and looked exactly like the other
horse's tail, and our blonde friend was stuck
again. The neighbor suggested he notch the ear
of one horse. That worked fine until the other
horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.
Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.
The neighbor suggested he measure the horses
for height. When he did, he was very pleased to
find that the white horse was 2 inches taller
than the black one.
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