Subject: The Butler Did It
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 04:36:35 EST
"The Butler Did It"
A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening
ball. So they advised their butler that they were
giving him the have evening off to do as he
pleased since they would be out until quite late.
The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an
hour an a half, the wife told her husband that
she was horribly bored and that she preferred
to go home and finish some work for the next
stay.
The husband responded that he had to stay
for a few more hours to meet some very
important people who were his business
partners.
So the wife went home alone and found the
butler spread out on the couch watching TV.
She slowly moved towards him and sat down
very seductively. She then told him to come
closer. Then even closer.
She moved forward and whispered in his ear
"Take off my dress..."
"Now take off my bra."
"Next, remove my shoes and stockings."
"Now remove my garter belt and panties..."
She then looked deep into his eyes, bent closer
and tenderly purred into his ear.....
"The next time I catch you wearing my clothes,
you're fired."
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