Subject: The Thumbs Have It
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 04:31:21 EST
"The Thumbs Have It"
Two little boys are sitting in the living room,
watching TV with their parents. The mother
looks over at the father with a wink and a
nod toward the stairs to the bedroom. The
father "gets" the message, and they both
get up and head towards the stairs.
The mother turns back to the two boys and
says, "We're going upstairs for a minute.
You two stay here and watch TV. We'll be
right back, OK?"
The two boys nod OK, and the parents take
off upstairs. The oldest of the boys is old
enough to know what's going on, and he gets
up and tiptoes upstairs. At the top of the stairs,
he peeks into his mom and dad's room and
shakes his head.
Back downstairs he goes, back to his little
brother. "Come with me," he says, and the
boys tiptoe up the stairs. Halfway up, the older
one turns to his brother and says, "Now I want
you to keep in mind, this is the same woman
who used to bust our butts for sucking our
thumbs!"
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