Subject: Cost Of A Beer
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 04:25:09 EST
"Cost Of A Beer"
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up
to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"ONE PENNY!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, "Yes." So the guy
glances over at the menu, and he asks,
"Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak,
with chips, peas, and a fried egg?
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but
all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"4 cents," replies the bartender.
"FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's
the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your
wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm
doing to his business."
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