Subject: Politically Correct Football
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 04:03:59 EST
"NY Jets??"
A husband and wife were getting a divorce,
and so they were told to take their child to the
judge so he could decide who would get custody.
After reaching the judges office the judge looked
at the child and said, "I'm going to let your
mother take care of you."
The child replied, "I don't want to live with my
mother, she beats me."
The judge paused for a second and then said,
"Okay then, I guess you can live with your father."
The child immediately responded, "But I don't
want to go with him either, he beats me, too!"
After thinking about this a second the judge asked,
"Well then, where do you want to go?"
The child said, "I want to go with the New York Jets."
"But why?" asked the puzzled judge.
"They never beat anybody." was the reply.
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"Politically Correct Football"
The National Football League recently announced
a new era. From now on, no offensive team
names will be permitted. While the owners of
the team rush to change uniforms and such, the
National Football League announced, yesterday,
its name changes and schedules for the 2000
season:
The Washington Native Americans will host the
New York Very Tall People on opening day.
Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style
Laborers hosting the St. Louis Wild Endangered
Species, and the Minnesota Plundering Norsemen
taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.
In Week 2, there are several key matchups,
highlighted by the showdown between the San
Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the
New Orleans Pretty Good People.
The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the
Philadelphia Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds
of Prey will visit the Phoenix Male Finches.
The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic
Percoid Food Fishes against the Denver Untamed
Beasts of Burden.
The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous
Mammals will travel to Tampa Bay for a clash
with the West Indies Free Booters later in Week 9.
And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play
the Chicago Large Mountain Mammals.
Week 9 also features the Indianapolis Young
Male Horses at the New England Zealous Lovers
of Country.
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