Subject: Mens Thoughts During Love Making
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 13 2000 - 03:32:46 EST
"Mens Thoughts During Love Making"
*Kissing/Light Petting*
What he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist:
I'm powerless before your seductive ways!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--
ewwww!"
*Undressing*
What he hopes you're thinking: "My G-d, look at
the size of that!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "My G-d, look
at the size of that!"
*Foreplay/Oral Sex*
What he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship
at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't
warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him."
*Penetration*
What he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion,
you're splitting me in half!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?"
*Your Orgasm*
What he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name
here), yes!"
What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an
Academy Award for this performance."
What he's even more afraid you're thinking:
"Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!"
*Post-coital Bliss*
What he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know
what an earthquake feels like."
What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I
should let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that
females-only dance club after all."
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