Subject: Men Are Like...?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 08 2000 - 04:03:02 EST
"Men Are Like...?"
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one
of them.
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to
get hard.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right
for your hips.
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep
you up all night long.
Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're
riding it.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many
inches you'll get, or how long he will last.
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