Subject: At The Bakery
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 08 2000 - 03:57:15 EST
"At The Bakery"
A customer in a bakery was observed carefully
examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed
on trays in the glass cases.
When a clerk approached him and asked, "What
would you like?" he answered, "I'd like that
chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that
jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."
Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an
oat-bran muffin."
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"Coffeecake"
An overweight business associate of mine
decided it was time to shed some excess
pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even
changing his driving route to avoid his favorite
bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at
work carrying a gigantic coffeecake. We all
scolded him, but his smile remained cherubic.
"This is a very special coffeecake," he explained.
"I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning
and there in the window were a host of goodies.
I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, 'Lord, if
you want me to have one of those delicious
coffeecakes, let me have a parking place
directly in front of the bakery.'"
"And sure enough," he continued, "the eighth
time around the block, there it was!"
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