Subject: Wet Fingers
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 08 2000 - 03:43:48 EST
"Wet Fingers"
One evening a husband and wife were in bed.
The husband was reading a book, and the wife
was watching TV. The husband reaches over
and puts his hand in his wife's private area, then
withdraws his hand. The wife was surprised by
this and thought perhaps her husband was in
the mood for a little love.
A short time later the husband again reaches
into his wife's private area then withdraws his
hand. Now the wife is almost sure that her
husband is "in the mood." She decides to wait
for him to touch her a third time and then she
will know for sure. Sure enough, the husband
repeats *the move.* She leaves the bed, removes
her clothes, and returns ready for what she is
sure will be her husband's amorous advances.
Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised
when she says, "Dear, I'm all ready!" The
husband asks, "For what?" She says, "Well,
for sex, dear! You've fingered me three times in
the last 5 minutes, and now I'm ready!"
The husband replies, "Huh? Sex?? I was just
wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages..."
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