Subject: Cheer Up!!!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 07 2000 - 03:55:08 EST
"Great Writer"
There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed his desire become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to
write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff
that people will react to on a truly emotional
level, stuff that will make them scream, cry,
howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error
messages.
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"Cheer Up!!!"
* The parachute company says you'll get a full
refund.
* They say the house didn't float very far at all.
* We're all amazed that you go on living each day.
* Well, at least the operation was a partial success.
* The "National Enquirer" just loved those nude
shots of you.
* The insects hardly touched your other eyebrow.
* With the lights dimmed, it looks almost normal.
* The District Attorney says he only has a few
more questions.
* At least the passenger side air bag inflated.
* Jenny Jones wants you for this "secret admirer
show."
* The reward for your capture has reached fifty
thousand dollars.
* At least we never thought you were guilty like
that Jury did.
* The insurance pays the full book value ($312)
for your 1956 T Bird.
* The thieves left the push lawn mower and
hedge trimmers.
* Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't
worry about it.
* Lots of guys face multiple paternity suits.
* The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all
your work personally.
* MicroSoft Tech Support said those errors
just aren't possible.
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