Subject: Sexist Gender
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 07 2000 - 03:50:06 EST
"Sexist Gender"
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a
raise for the following reasons:
has to work hard;
has to work at great depths;
has to work upside down;
has no ventilation or air conditioned environment
at work;
has to work in a high humidity environment;
has to work at high temperatures;
does not get weekends and holidays off;
does not get time off after extra hours of work;
has a hazardous work environment that often causes
professional sickness.
Request denied for the following reasons:
does not work 8 hours in a row;
does not answer immediately to all requests;
does not have a degree;
after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
shows no fidelity to the workplace;
retires too early;
does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
does not leave the workplace clean after finishing
work.
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