Subject: Three Jockeys
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 01 2000 - 09:48:27 EST
"Three Jockeys"
3 jockeys were enjoying a night's drinking.
As the evening passed they became more
and more morose.
The first jockey said "My wife's having an
affair with an electrician!" When asked
how he knew he explained that he had
found a voltmeter under his bed.
The second jockey also admitted that his
wife had a lover, but that he was a plumber
as he'd found a monkey wrench under his
bed.
The third jockey was by now looking really
depressed and after some urging admitted
that his wife was also having an affair, but
that he knew that she was sleeping with a
horse! Asked how he knew the third jockey
replied, "Last night I came home and found
a jockey under my bed!"
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