Subject: New Year's Wish
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 01 2000 - 08:15:56 EST
"New Year's Wish"
On New Year's Eve Judy stood up at the local
pub and said that it was time to get ready. At
the stroke of midnight, she wanted every
husband to be standing next to the one person
who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. The
bartender was almost crushed to death.
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"Holiday Party"
Two executives, Gary and Bill, staggered out of
their company's holiday party in New York City.
Bill crossed the street, while Gary stumbled in
to a subway entrance.
When Bill reached the other side, he noticed
Gary emerging from the subway stairs.
"Where've you been?" Bill slurred.
"I don't know," replied Gary, "but you should see
the train set that guy has in his basement!"
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"Airline Woes"
I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles.
By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute
delay and everybody on board was ticked.
Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be
another 45-minute delay, and if we wanted to get off
the aircraft, we would reboard in 30 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman
who was blind. I noticed him as I walked by and could
tell he had flown before because his Seeing Eye dog
lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him
throughout the entire flight. I could also tell he had flown
this very flight before because the pilot approached him
and, calling him by name, said, "Keith, we're in
Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get
off and stretch your legs?" Keith replied, "No thanks,
but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs."
Picture this All the people in the gate area came to a
completely quiet standstill when they looked up and
saw the pilot walk off the plane with the Seeing Eye
dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People
scattered. They not only tried to change planes, they
also were trying to change airlines!
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